Total Medals Earned: 988 (From 161 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,565 Points
Medals Earned: 5/12 (140/210 points)
Fail To Treat a Patient
Get Shoved By a Business Man
Catch a Virus
Take Damage
Eat a Schnitzel
Complete Your First Shift
Complete Your Second Shift
Complete Your Third Shift
Treat Your First Patient
Perform a Heart Transplant
Run Out Of Lives
Use The Toilet
Medals Earned: 7/7 (240/240 points)
Complete level five.
Completel level ten.
Complete the game.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 2-5.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 6-10.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 11-15.
Get a perfect loadout in every level.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Complete one level
Complete ten levels
Complete all levels
Get par on all levels
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/115 points)
You fell down 100 meters into the depths
You fell down 500 meters into the depths
You fell down 1000 meters into the depths
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You collected all Enoki Skins
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 13/13 (485/485 points)
It was tough, but you managed to start the ritual!
Completed Rune 1
Completed Rune 2
Completed Rune 3
Completed Rune 4
Completed Rune 5
Completed Rune 6
Completed Rune 7
Completed Rune 8
Completed Rune 9
Completed Rune 10
Completed Rune 11
Medals Earned: 6/6 (150/150 points)
Happy ending for Colette.
Happy ending for Nicky
Happy ending for Boy One
Happy ending for Lush
Happy ending for Jacob
Happy ending for Radish
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/90 points)
Beat the first level
Beat level 6
Beat the game
Beat the game in 10 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/385 points)
You started the game.
You got your first Thin Fish!
You got your first Money Fish!
You got the Robo-Fish!
You got your first Hotdog Fish!
You got the Double Food upgrade!
You got your first Carnivourus Fish!
You've recieved the Fattest Fish EVER!
Nice Job!
Medals Earned: 6/9 (65/190 points)
Kick someone who's already unconscious.
Make five "friends" at once.
Complete Story
Give out ten alarms in one day.
Collect $40 during the story.
Don't get knocked out in the story.
Top $100 in Arcade Mode.
Beat 20 people at the ice rink.